“They’re actors, they’re trying to create an illusion. You know, in the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend’s asshole?”
a selection of some of my favourite scenery from fellowship of the ring.
Thranduil was, of course, also in the Return of the King. He wasn’t in Fellowship though; that’s why he sent junior to tell the Council of Elrond that Smeagol managed to escape.
You’d think he’s have learnt a thing or two from letting 13 dwarves escape.
DAMMIT THRANDUIL YOU HAD ONE JOB.
P.S. There’ll be more Hobbit/Tolkien shirts in le webstore in the weeks/months to come, so watch this space guys! Or that space. Or…some space. Meanwhile, there’s the Thranduil shirt.
3. Batman (Christopher Nolan)
2. Star Wars (original)
1. Lord of the Rings
L Ron Hubbard was a science fiction writer, and Scientology is a belief structure based on his make believe stories. It makes about as much sense as trying to make a religion out of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
“He will come to death an image of the splendor of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world..”
“I know for a fact that he’s kissed five members of the Fellowship. Male members of the Fellowship.” - Dominic Monaghan about Billy Boyd