“They’re actors, they’re trying to create an illusion. You know, in the Lord of the Rings movie, Ian McKellen plays a wizard. Do you think he goes home at night and shoots laser beams into his boyfriend’s asshole?”
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11 Mar
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a selection of some of my favourite scenery from fellowship of the ring.
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09 Mar
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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
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02 Feb
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Thranduil was, of course, also in the Return of the King. He wasn’t in Fellowship though; that’s why he sent junior to tell the Council of Elrond that Smeagol managed to escape.
You’d think he’s have learnt a thing or two from letting 13 dwarves escape.
DAMMIT THRANDUIL YOU HAD ONE JOB.
P.S. There’ll be more Hobbit/Tolkien shirts in le webstore in the weeks/months to come, so watch this space guys! Or that space. Or…some space. Meanwhile, there’s the Thranduil shirt.
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30 Dec
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That would be a bomb#$%$ religion!!! Sign me up, I wanna get to level Orc by Christmas… or at least by Bilbo Baggins birthday!
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03 Jul
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“He will come to death an image of the splendor of the Kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world..”
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16 Apr
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“I know for a fact that he’s kissed five members of the Fellowship. Male members of the Fellowship.” - Dominic Monaghan about Billy Boyd
not Liv Tyler, Cate Blanchett, and a couple of drunken moments., five male members.
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24 Mar
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What have I done.
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18 Mar
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